Have you ever looked at someone’s perfectly posed selfie and thought, “Wow, they must be living their best life.” Meanwhile, you’re sitting on your couch in your sweatpants, scrolling through Tiktok videos, and feeling like a total loser? It’s like we’re all playing a game of who can be the most fabulous and glamorous onContinue reading “Filtering Out the Pressure: Finding Balance”
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This is how the Fire Starts 🔥 This is how we Burn
Life can be an all-consuming fire that can leave us feeling helpless and overwhelmed. The constant pressure to remain positive and stay afloat amidst chaos can be more than we can bear. It’s almost easier to surrender to the madness and let it consume us entirely. The depravity and vindictiveness of humanity is a terrifyingContinue reading “This is how the Fire Starts 🔥 This is how we Burn”
“Dear Universe, I Think You Misunderstood ‘Challenge’ as ‘Constantly Torture’.”
Ever feel like the universe has a personal vendetta against you? Like, seriously, can’t I catch a break? Meanwhile, there’s that one friend who seems to have it all together. No drama, no chaos, just smooth sailing. Sure, they may be a bit vanilla, but vanilla is still a flavour, right? But for me, andContinue reading ““Dear Universe, I Think You Misunderstood ‘Challenge’ as ‘Constantly Torture’.””
From Trolls to Naked Mud Wrestling: My Epic Battle for Sanity and the Almighty Block Button
Ah, the wonderful world of social media. A place where everyone believes they’re the ultimate expert, armed with an arsenal of unsolicited opinions and advice. It’s a haven for trolls, and let me tell you, I’m currently in the midst of a full-blown troll attack. This troll has invaded every corner of my virtual existence,Continue reading “From Trolls to Naked Mud Wrestling: My Epic Battle for Sanity and the Almighty Block Button”
Healing Hearts and Broken Parts
Love, the powerful force that has the power to either lift you up or shatter you to pieces. Let’s face it, we all want that fairytale love story. The one where we find that special someone who will stick by us through thick and thin, love us for who we are and all our quirks.Continue reading “Healing Hearts and Broken Parts”
Cheek Clenching Encounter: Beware of the Butthole Monster
Goodnight, sleep tight,Keep those butt cheeks clenched up tight.If you don’t, expect a shock…The butthole monster will come in hot. Clench those cheeks with all your might,And keep that butthole locked up tight!He will sneak up on you when you least expect,And leave your butthole feeling wrecked. So if you hear a faint rumble,Or feelContinue reading “Cheek Clenching Encounter: Beware of the Butthole Monster”
The Unfiltered Unhinged Version of Me: The Real Reason You’re Here
If you have made it to this blog, it’s most likely you have come from one of my socials. You are here for the unfiltered and unapologetic SJ, ready to take on the world with her racy and crude sense of humour. I mean, who needs a filter when you can pick an innuendo outContinue reading “The Unfiltered Unhinged Version of Me: The Real Reason You’re Here”
Fear’s Invisible Barrier: Life in a Glass Box
As someone who is quite sexually uninhibited, you might be surprised to know that I have a form of haphephobia-the fear of touch. It’s like trying to navigate a minefield of physical interactions, constantly on high alert for any potential threat. People may think you’re being difficult or standoffish, but the truth is, the fearContinue reading “Fear’s Invisible Barrier: Life in a Glass Box”
Grateful for my Anchor: How an Ocean of Support Helped Me Navigate Rough Seas
There are certain people in our lives who leave an indelible mark on our souls. These are the people who inspire us, challenge us, and uplift us in ways that we never thought possible. Life can be a tumultuous journey, full of ups and downs that can leave us feeling lost and alone. But amidstContinue reading “Grateful for my Anchor: How an Ocean of Support Helped Me Navigate Rough Seas”
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