Being a business founder is like being a Gremlin

Remember how the cute mogwai Gizmo transformed into a bunch of mischievous gremlins?

1. Unpredictable Transformations

Well, being a founder can also lead to unexpected transformations

One moment you’re a calm and collected entrepreneur

The next, you’re dealing with unforeseen challenges

Pivoting strategies, and adapting to the ever-changing market

Embrace the chaos and let your inner gremlin guide you through the madness

2. Nighttime Hustle

Gremlins are notorious for causing mayhem under the cover of darkness

As a business founder, you’ll find yourself burning the midnight oil, working tirelessly to bring your vision to life

Just remember, even gremlins need their beauty sleep too

3. Mischievous Creativity

Gremlins are notorious for their mischievous antics and creative problem-solving

As a business founder, you need to tap into your mischievous side to think outside the box and find innovative solutions

Don’t be afraid to let your inner gremlin out

Just keep your creativity focused on business growth, rather than causing mayhem

4. Adapting to Chaos

Gremlins thrive in chaos, and so do business founders

The ability to adapt and navigate through unpredictable situations is essential for both

Whether it’s handling unexpected setbacks

Or dealing with demanding clients

Channel your inner gremlin’s resilience and adaptability to stay ahead of the game

5. Managing the Gremlin Within

Gremlins are notorious for their unruly behaviour, and as a founder, you’ll encounter your fair share of internal gremlins too

Keep them in check by embracing a positive mindset

Remember that even the most successful founders have battled their own gremlins

6. Balancing Light and Dark

In Gremlins, bright lights are the ultimate enemy of the mischievous creatures

As a founder, you must learn to balance the light and dark aspects of your business

Embrace the light:  Celebrate successes, and foster a positive work culture

Acknowledge the dark: the challenges, setbacks, and occasional failures

Just like the gremlins need darkness to thrive

Your business will grow stronger when you learn from the shadows and adapt accordingly

7.  Resilience

Lastly, both being a gremlin and a founder require an unwavering resilience

Gremlins are notoriously difficult to defeat, bouncing back from setbacks with renewed energy

As a founder, you’ll face numerous obstacles and setbacks along the way, but it’s your resilience that will keep you going

Use that gremlin-like tenacity and bounce back from failures, setbacks, and challenges

Just remember to avoid water, bright lights, and feeding after midnight…

It’s easy to get caught up in the illusion of perfection

We often find ourselves presenting a flawless image online

♡ Carefully curated with makeup

♡ Filters

♡ Staged selfies

But let’s be real, nobody is perfect

Especially not me

And it’s time I reveal the face I hide and why it’s okay to prioritise our own happiness

1. The Scar That Tells a Story:

Underneath my eye lies a scar

A reminder of a past incident that I’d rather forget

It makes me self-conscious

I hope, one day, it will just become part of me

A unique mark that tells a story

One day I will embrace my scars, physical and  emotional

And be empowered by them as a testament to the strength I possess

I am just not quite there yet…

2. Dark Eyes, Sleepless Nights:

Years of interrupted sleep and sleep deprivation have left me with dark circles under my eyes

While it may hint at my struggle, it also serves as a reminder of the battles I’ve fought and the resilience I’ve developed

It’s a part of who I am, and I have actually learned to accept them as a beautiful imperfection

3. Botox and Fillers:

To combat the toll of stress on my appearance

Some of you have followed my ridiculous stories of botox and fillers

Some may judge this choice

But I feel it’s essential to prioritise our own well-being and happiness

If a face full of makeup and cosmetic enhancements make me feel better about myself, then why not?

We all have our own unique ways of feeling confident and comfortable in our skin

4. The Vulnerable Side of Authenticity:

While I may present a polished image online,

It’s equally important to embrace vulnerability and authenticity.

At home, my hair is often in a scruffy bun, and I’m comfortably clad in a moo moo.

This is the real me, scars and all

Being authentic means accepting and showcasing all sides of ourselves, even those that trigger difficult memories

5. The Power of Choice:

Embracing imperfections doesn’t mean we have to abandon the things that make us feel good

If makeup and staged selfies bring you joy, then go for it!

We all have different ways of finding confidence and self-expression.

The key is to make choices that align with our happiness and not be bound by societal pressures or trends

In a world obsessed with perfection

We sometimes need to remember that we are beautifully imperfect beings

Embracing our scars (one day *fingers crossed*) dark circles and imperfections

Personal choices allows us to cultivate self-acceptance and love

Celebrate the diverse ways in which we find confidence and remember that it’s okay to prioritise our own happiness

So, whether you’re a fan of the “natural life” or a lover of makeup and cosmetic enhancements

Let’s support each other in our journey towards self-acceptance and authenticity

Now pass me the concealer… because today, I choose to feel fabulous 💅

While some may argue that taking the high ground is the way to go

Let’s not overlook the joys of indulging in a little ‘pettiness’

In this post, we’ll  discuss five compelling reasons why seeking revenge can be a delightful and energy-boosting pursuit

1. Cathartic Release:

Holding onto anger and resentment can be exhausting

Instead of bottling up those feelings, seeking revenge offers that sweet release

Whether it’s through a passive-aggressive comment or hatching an epic prank

The act of getting back at someone can provide an unparalleled sense of satisfaction

Sometimes you just have to let it all out!

2.  Channel your creativity:

Seeking revenge requires a level of creativity that could rival that of a mastermind

From plotting elaborate schemes to crafting the perfect comeback

The sheer artistry involved in seeking revenge can be a thrilling exercise for your imaginative faculties

Painting, writing or crafting?

Pah!

You can channel your creativity into getting even!

3. Instant Gratification:

While patience may be a virtue, who has time for that?

Seeking revenge offers immediate gratification that waiting for karma simply can’t match

Why wait for the universe to do its work when you can take matters into your own hands and revel in the satisfaction of seeing your nemesis squirm?

*Instant happiness* ☺️

4. Assert Your Dominance:

Taking the high ground is overrated

Seeking revenge allows you to assert your dominance and remind others that you’re not one to be messed with

By exacting revenge, you show the world that you’re a force to be reckoned with, and no one can push you around

It’s all about leaving a lasting impression, right?

We all have a little villain lurking within us

5. Bond with your inner villain:

Seeking revenge is the perfect opportunity to embrace that side of yourself

Step into the shoes of your favorite movie antagonist

Let your inner villain out for a spin and revel in the dark side for once

The next time someone wrongs you

Just consider indulging in a little revenge

Relish in the satisfying feeling of getting even

Because sometimes life is too short to pass up on the joys of pettiness!

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For the past 5 years, I cried myself to sleep

I was trapped in a living situation that drained me mentally and physically

To the point where I couldn’t even walk

These were supposed to be the years when I could cherish the wonderful milestones my daughter was reaching, as she blossomed into a beautiful little girl

However, all I can remember is pain and despair

Instead of growing my business and thriving

I spent every night curled up at the foot of my daughter’s bed

Unable to sleep,

Function

Or truly live

It was a never-ending loop of just existing…

But then, I discovered LinkedIn

It became a window of hope in my life

Through it, I connected with people who lifted my spirits and motivated me to start moving again

LinkedIn gave me the opportunity to regain control of my life

It provided me with access to my own money and the flexibility to work around my daughter’s needs

Today may be a bad day, but I can confidently say that I experience more good days than bad now

Things are moving in the right direction

Although I still have a lot of fighting and pain to work through

I am no longer imprisoned by the agony of crying myself to sleep each night

I never have to return to that dreadful living situation again

I understand that not every day will be perfect

But I am embracing life once more

I am taking steps forward

And I am free

Remember, even on the toughest days, keep pushing forward

You have already come so far, and there is so much more waiting for you!

Embrace the progress you have made and continue to believe in yourself

You have the strength within you to conquer any challenge that comes your way

Keep moving
Keep growing
Keep living

You are on the path to a brighter future

And I am here cheering you on every step of the way!

SJ ❤️

Nothing says authenticity like a perfectly posed, filtered, and edited picture of yourself

↝Trust and connection?

Who needs that when you can just show off your flawless face?


🤳*𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴*

A well-crafted selfie is the key to building and stabilising your personal brand

Forget about showcasing your skills, expertise, or achievements

Just focus on creating a visual self-presentation

It needs to scream:
“𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆, 𝑰’𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕!”


🤳*𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁*

Because we all know that likes and comments on a selfie are the epitome of meaningful engagement

Who needs actual conversations or valuable interactions when you can just count the number of likes you get, and fire emojis? 🔥

It’s the ultimate measure of success


Don’t forget to use your selfies with “taste and impact.”

We wouldn’t want people to think you’re self-absorbed, right?

Just keep pretending that your perfectly curated selfie game is all about art and substance


🤳*𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲*

Your audience just can’t resist seeing your face plastered all over their feed

Who needs variety or interesting content when they can have a never-ending stream of your selfies?

They are just dying to know what you look like every single day

Forget about sharing valuable information or insights, all they really care about is your latest hairstyle or your filler filled lips

Your audience also really appreciates your constant need for validation and attention 💅


They enjoy the constant reminder that you exist

Without your daily barrage of selfies, they might actually forget that you’re out there, doing amazing things


🤳*𝗦𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲?*

I now find myself at a crossroads…

Unsure whether my previous statements were intended as sarcasm or not 🤔

Isn’t it fascinating to observe how a significant portion of these seemingly ludicrous quotes,
resonate with the reality of being a content creator

Despite their absurdity, they manage to capture certain undeniable truths


This paradoxical nature highlights the effectiveness of satire

In shedding light on topics that necessitate deliberation 🤔

While writing statically may initially seem like a

“𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒆, 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔”


Ironically, it manages to reveal truths

Whilst still providing an entertaining experience

Don’t you worry, I have some advice to help you get through it

We are all in this together….until I have something better to do

1. Drown your sorrows in a bathtub full of ice cream. Because nothing says self-love like a sugar-induced coma and an expanding waistline

2. Write a resignation letter to the universe, expressing your disappointment in it’s lack of consideration for your feelings

3. Create a voodoo doll of yourself and poke it incessantly, transferring all your negative energy into it; so it, in turn, passes it back to yourself. So you are stuck in an endless circle of pain

4. Have an imaginary argument with a Linkedinfluencer in your head. Let your frustration out by passionately debating with them about important issues like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not

5. Host a pity party for one. Decorate your living room with black balloons, play sad songs, and indulge in a feast of junk food. Embrace the darkness and revel in your misery

6. Start a collection of rejection letters and frame them on your wall. Admire your ability to consistently be overlooked and take pride in your resilience. Who needs validation anyway?

7. Take a long, contemplative walk on a treadmill that’s set on the slowest speed possible. Reflect on the mundanity of life and wonder if there’s some kind of conspiracy against your happiness

8. Write a strongly worded letter to your favorite inanimate object, expressing your disappointment in its inability to bring you joy. After all, your toaster should know better than to burn your toast

9. Create a “wall of shame” featuring all your embarrassing moments and failures. Remind yourself of your shortcomings daily, because what’s life without a constant reminder of your inadequacy?

10. Change your voicemail greeting to a dramatic monologue about your terrible day. Make sure to include sobbing for dramatic effect

Hope that has been helpful, and just remember…

Things will probably get worse

1. Flawless Skin:

Who needs skincare routines and expensive moisturisers when AI can magically erase every blemish? Say goodbye to the days of waking up with a surprise pimple; AI will ensure your skin is as smooth as a baby’s bottom, even if it’s not entirely realistic.

2. Perfect Lighting:

Gone are the days of struggling to find the right angle and lighting for a flattering selfie. AI will make sure you’re always bathed in the perfect glow, even if you’re hiding in a dimly lit cave. Who needs natural light when you have artificial intelligence?

3. Artistic Transformation:

With AI-generated portraits, you can transform yourself into a work of art. Go from a regular basic bitch to a Renaissance masterpiece. Who needs talent and years of practice when you have AI?

4. The Beauty Standard Arms Race:

As if the beauty standards weren’t high enough, AI takes them to unattainable heights. Now, we’re not only competing with each other but also with our own digitally altered creations.

5. The Death of Authenticity:

Remember when a filter was just a fun way to spice up your photos? Well, AI has taken it to a whole new level. Now we’re left wondering if our AI-generated selves are even recognisable in the real world. Are we becoming AI’s puppets, or is this just the natural evolution of our self-perception?

AI-generated portraits have certainly changed the way we see ourselves.

From flawless skin to perfect lighting and the ability to transform into artistic masterpieces, AI is revolutionising our self-perception.

Remember that true beauty lies in our unique imperfections.

Embrace the fun and creativity that AI brings to our selfies, but not let it define our self-worth.

After all, nothing beats the real, imperfect, and wonderfully human version of ourselves.